Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Derby Lifestyle Quick Facts

1. 50% OF DIVORCE LAWYERS INCOME IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO DERBY BOYS
2. PEPPER SPRAY WAS CREATED BECAUSE OF DERBY BOYS
3. THE GREAT PYRAMIDS WERE ORIGINALLY BUILT BY DERBY BOYS
4. THE DERBY BOYS WERE BANNED FROM ENGLAND 1492 TO 1586
5. THE THREE MUSKETEERS WERE DERBY REJECTS
6. LUKE SkYWALKER SWUNG THE FIRST DERBY LIGHT SABER
7. EXCALIBUR IS OLD ENGLISH FOR DERBY BOY 27FL
8. CAPTAIN KIRK WAS THE FIRST DERBY IN SPACE
9. YOU CAN PREVENT YOUR DAUGHTER FROM BECOMING A DERBY GIRL BY BUYING HER AN EASTON
10. DERBY GIRLS NEVER GET SPEEDING TICKETS FROM MALE OFFICERS
11. WONDER WOMEN WAS RUNNER UP IN THE MISS DERBY PAGEANT
12. TIGER AND WOODS IS CODE FOR DERBY AND BOYS
13. LAS VEGAS WAS FOUNDED BY DERBY BOYS
14. THE JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM WHERE THE FIRST DERBY BOYS IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS
15. TANYA HARDING WAS THE FIRST DERBY GIRL IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS
16. PETE ROSE IS A DERBY BOY ROLE MODEL
17. DOUBLE PLAY IS LISTED TWICE IN THE DERBY DICTIONARY
18. AUSTRALIA WAS FOUNDED FOR DERBY BOYS
19. DERBY BOYS ARE THE BOYS YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT
20. DERBY GIRLS ARE THE GIRLS YOUR DAD BRAGGED ABOUT
21. ONCE YOU GO DERBY YOU WILL NEVER GO BACK
22. JOAN OF ARC IS THE FIRST KNOWN DERBY GIRL
23. THE PENALTY BOX WAS CREATED FOR DERBY BOYS
24. DERBY BOYS THROW HAMMERS, NOT PILLOWS
25. DERBY BOYS DON'T GET ANGRY, THEY GET EVEN
26. DERBY BOYS WORK HARD, PLAY HARDER....
27. DERBY BOYS DON'T HAVE TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW, THEY RUN THE GUN SHOW
28. DERBY GIRLS WERE DERBY BOYS IN A PAST LIFE...
29. DERBY GIRLS RUN WITH THE BULLS...
30. DERBY GIRLS SMOKE CIGARS AND DRINK BEER AND WIN GOLD MEDALS...
31. DERBY GIRLS TURN HEADS AT THE PARK, ON THE ICE, AT THE BAR...
32. DERBY GIRLS ARE LEADERS, NOT FOLLOWERS....

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